Phoenix Supernovas

Publicado por João a 15 de Fevereiro de 2008 
Arquivado em Ciência, Humor

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« Claiming he was initially excited at the prospect of playing for a legitimate championship contender, new Phoenix Suns center Shaquille O’Neal admitted Monday that, upon reading about the phenomenon of massive stellar explosions popularly known as supernovas, he is now terrified of the entire organization. (…)

“Like Superman, I receive my energy from the Suns,” O’Neal said. “I’m scared I will not be able to flourish in an environment where there is a risk that the Suns’ supply of hydrogen could be exhausted, which would cause the core of the Suns to collapse into the center—in this case, me—and create a rise in temperature and pressure that would become great enough to ignite helium and then start a helium-to-carbon fusion cycle.”

“Not even electron degeneracy pressure is enough to stop a supernova when that happens to a Sun,” O’Neal added. (…) »

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